19
Jan
Happy Birthday UCYN!
I can’t believe we’ve been friends for so long*…and another year has passed.
I mean, it seems like only yesterday you were just a babysitter in a small-town club.
Those days quickly passed, and then it was on to High School, then graduation (dude…your boyfriend was HOT).
The years of rebellion were tough, but luckily you escaped with only probation…
…and a few mug shots to keep as souvenirs, and reminders of tougher times.
As luck would have it your winning personality and super good looks landed you on the Bachelorette! While you didn’t find love there it is where you were discovered!
Just look at you now, spreading joy and cheer and even giving away BRAND. NEW. CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ash! Here’s to many more!
Love, Your Friend*,
NEOI
[This story is on the internet, so you know, it’s not real. But it was fun.]
