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uncbball:

Happy 81st birthday, Coach Smith!

I can’t believe we’ve been friends for so long*…and another year has passed.

I mean, it seems like only yesterday you were just a babysitter in a small-town club.

Those days quickly passed, and then it was on to High School, then graduation (dude…your boyfriend was HOT).

The years of rebellion were tough, but luckily you escaped with only probation…

…and a few mug shots to keep as souvenirs, and reminders of tougher times.

As luck would have it your winning personality and super good looks landed you on the Bachelorette! While you didn’t find love there it is where you were discovered!

Just look at you now, spreading joy and cheer and even giving away BRAND. NEW. CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ash! Here’s to many more!

Love, Your Friend*,
NEOI

[This story is on the internet, so you know, it’s not real. But it was fun.]

Baby Guinness Shots. Happy Birthday to me! (Shout out to my LWL buddy for the nail polish)

Kate!

Thank you so much for my LWL package. I guess the cat’s outta the bag…ladies who lacquer also drink.

I’m so excited to enjoy my Birthday Margarita and apply some Suzi Says Feng Shui!

What’s better than a box of liquor and nail polish? (Rhetorical question.)

The stairs reached up and tripped me on the way out the door. They kept a piece of my toe as a souvenir. Can this count as my concert injury even though I am sober?

Just FYI I googled biggest margarita ever and this is what I got. Seriously Google Images? That is a fail.

Anywho. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACE!

I remember when internet people made me nervous, then I agreed to meet a whole bunch of you people at one time. You were the first person to speak to me, and you made me feel so comfortable! That’s when I realized that internet people are way better than IRL people.

I’m so glad that we’ve kept in touch and that you don’t just live inside my computer and I actually get to see you in person sometimes!

I hope you have the very HAPPIEST of Birthdays! You deserve it!

P.S. Now, we MUST find the actual biggest margarita ever and submit a picture to google images, then drink it.

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Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorite people. (I don’t hold it against you that you chose to retire on October 9, 1997,my freshman year at Carolina, even though I waited 18 years, 2 months and 2 days to watch you coach a UNC Basketball game IN PERSON….and I never got the chance.)

Thank you for helping to promote desegregation.

Thank you for inspiring 96.6% of your athletes to receive their degrees.

Thank you for the concept of the “Carolina Family.”

Thank you for asking Roy Williams to come to Carolina one more time.

Thank you for the point zone, the run-and-jump, double-teaming, the screen-and-roll, and the four corners.

Thank you for Senior Day.

Thank you for 36 years at Carolina, the Dean Dome, and being the reason I love the game of basketball so much.

Happy Birthday!

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